Controlling Children's Behavior in Public
Have you ever been out in public with your children and they made a fool out of you in front of other people? Have you been to a restaurant or movie theater and could not enjoy your date because of another person's children? Well, I have a solution for this problem. When children misbehave or they are unruly in public, the simple solution would be the use of shock collars.
Shock collars can be worn by children or even infants to control their bad behavior or crying. The parent or caretaker would have a wireless remote control with different settings on it. When a child begins to cry or acts up, one can press the buttons, causing the child to be shocked. This would be ideal for situations when adults have the most problems with controlling their children's behavior such as at the grocery store, at a restaurant, at the movies or on vacation.
Have you ever been out in public with your children and they made a fool out of you in front of other people? Have you been to a restaurant or movie theater and could not enjoy your date because of another person's children? Well, I have a solution for this problem. When children misbehave or they are unruly in public, the simple solution would be the use of shock collars.
Shock collars can be worn by children or even infants to control their bad behavior or crying. The parent or caretaker would have a wireless remote control with different settings on it. When a child begins to cry or acts up, one can press the buttons, causing the child to be shocked. This would be ideal for situations when adults have the most problems with controlling their children's behavior such as at the grocery store, at a restaurant, at the movies or on vacation.
Adults would be able to bring their children with them to once inappropriate places because children would no longer be running a muck. Children would remain quiet and sit still for the duration of the outing. Parents would no longer have to worry about their children talking continuously and spilling the beans on their private lives. There would be no more sibling rivalry! The shock collar can really be used anywhere. It can be used at home to keep kids quiet while you make dinner, clean the house or watch the game with your buddies. You can even use the shock collar to help your kids keep up with their chores. When Junior starts slacking, a turn of the knob or press of the button will send a shock that will remind him his chores are not finished.
Teachers and faculty can find great use of the shock collar, keeping students in line and quiet, ready to listen to today's lesson. This will improve test scores and grades, increase productivity and keep our schools safe. There is really no down side to the use of shock collars. Let's make shock collars a staple in raising children today!
Teachers and faculty can find great use of the shock collar, keeping students in line and quiet, ready to listen to today's lesson. This will improve test scores and grades, increase productivity and keep our schools safe. There is really no down side to the use of shock collars. Let's make shock collars a staple in raising children today!
I wrote this ironical essay for my Advanced Composition class last semester. Of course I got an A, but if the thought of children wearing shock collars is upsetting to you then why is it ok to use on pets? Animals feel pain and suffer too. Click HERE to read a very informative article about the dangers of using shock collars.
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